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Submitted on: 9/14/1999
By: Scott Wellbrock 
Level: Not Given
User Rating: By 104 Users
Compatibility:VB 5.0, VB 6.0

Users have accessed this code 6216 times.
 
 
     A humorous program that I create and distribute Monthly to members of my IT department
 
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9/15/1999 7:52:00 AM:Chris Yates
Hehe, very nice Scott.  I was a tech 
for two years and experienced over 3/4 
of the notes in your program.  Funny, 
but painfully reminding.  :)
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9/15/1999 8:24:00 AM:Scott W
Thanks, I'm going to post octobers soon
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9/21/1999 12:27:00 PM:tech
Hilarious. 
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9/25/1999 7:53:00 AM:Si`
Hmmm. That brings back all memories of 
working in support ! Very amusing..
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10/6/1999 4:44:00 PM:Scott Wellbrock
Octobers is up.
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10/29/1999 10:46:00 AM:The_Lung
I don't even work as a tech support but 
I face these same situations all the 
time. It's just so funny reading it.
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1/5/2000 2:12:00 PM:Adam Jacob Muller
Scary But True
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3/1/2002 4:59:12 AM:Joe Estock
Ratehr humorous, some reminded me of 
the times I got called out on service 
calls. One thing I thought I would 
mention is to use a counter variable 
and load a text file instead of 
assigning a bunch of strings and 
If...Then statements.
Cheers!
Joe
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